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9.0 |2025年08月02日 |HD中字
简介:

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn__APOS__t looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: __QUOTE__And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, __APOS__Who__APOS__s been sleeping in my porridge?__APOS__ - and the mummy bear said, __APOS__that__APOS__s no porridge, that was my wife__APOS__ __QUOTE__. Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to __QUOTE__keep moving!__QUOTE__. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It__APOS__s a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

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  历经千辛万苦,从小生长在蜜罐中的千金大小姐白鸟丽子(河北麻友子 饰)终于和喜欢已久的白马王子秋本哲也(水野胜 饰)走到了一起。他们住在同一屋檐下,小日子甜蜜幸福。这一天,哲也所在的篮球部即将前往二人的故乡——位于静冈县的下田集训。哲也希望借此机会将丽子介绍给家人,丽子为此兴奋不已。可惜事与愿违,白鸟家这时正打算在下田开发疗养胜地,从而引发了以哲也父亲为代表的渔民们的强烈反对。原本家境就有天壤之别的白鸟和秋本家,此番愈加对立起来。丽子试图说服父亲吉太郎(春海四方 饰)放弃原计划,结果反被禁足不准外出。在此期间,两人的爱情也受到严峻考验。名门子弟桐生希一(小林豊 饰)登门拜访,希望能与丽子政治联姻。哲也的青梅竹马留美(久松郁实 饰)从旁杀入,对哲也展开爱情攻防战。身处漩涡中心的丽子,能否突破爱情的重重枷锁和考验?
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